Wow, just wow, what click bait I found today perusing the news over there in Jolly Old England!  The Queen Mum must have awoken with a good rogering this morning because there were some weird, wild gems to be found today.  I invite you to join me, on a click bait adventure, as gloriously traveled by me.  So sit back, grab a glass of your favorite coffee, vino, or beverage of choice and tag along with the click or tap of your ‘futuristic-everything devices’…

First I’m gonna hit you with some hard truth, Sex Addiction is REAL.  If you still don’t believe me, how can you deny this firecracker in the sack…

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-43921760

If you’re done feeling sorry for her, and yourselves, let’s move on to society’s dumbest level of morons…if it weren’t for the SMALL CHILDREN put in grievous harms way, I’d have wished for Social Darwinism to just rid society of these mental wizards, honestly, deserved to be eaten and shouldn’t be having kids.

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-44086107/cheetahs-chase-family-at-safari-park

and in case this didn’t automatically play following the last video, the example of what everyone knows you really do when you’re around a Cheetah…remain perfectly still, take out your cell phone for video, and don’t make eye contact…DUH!!

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-africa-43580321/up-close-the-moment-a-cheetah-joined-a-safari

Or better yet, maybe the Cheetah safari isn’t the best idea.  Thankfully my experience on the Serengeti was much more relaxed…Photo by yours truly 😉

Don’t worry, I’ll save you the full disappointment of reading this entire misleading article…stupid hooker

In Entertainment…how is THIS not the top story with young boys and girls everywhere?  I mean, that music video, c’mon people, talk about a young Swedish dreamboat…I’m stunned music has sunk to this level.

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/entertainment-arts-44086979/eurovision-2018-meet-benjamin-ingrosso-the-swedish-justin-bieber

Anyone not excited about this future casualty to the string of terrible multi-dacade-later sequels can just leave my site immediately, because Bill and Ted 3 is getting made!  Just when you thought Keanu was done making you laugh with his oddly addicting yet awful bad-ass-ness.  All I have to say is, won’t be the same without Rufus.  RIP George Carlin, one of my true inspirations and king of observational comedy.

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-44054934

On that note, at least Jim Carey knows how bad of a job he did at it, but still…shame on you good sir!  You have offended my family’s honor.  And good day to you madame.